He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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