1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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