She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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