Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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