ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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