i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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