what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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