And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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