I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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