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(909): View more from California

The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.

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3?

(909): View more from California

Me, myself and I

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(602): View more from Arizona

im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.

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(268): View more from Antigua/Barbuda-Carib

she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.

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(207): View more from Maine

I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...

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(705): View more from Ontario

I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?

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(623): View more from Arizona

Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.

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(706): View more from Georgia

We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!

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