no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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