I murdered the dance floor call the cops
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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