I got chris browned last night
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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