I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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