it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
it's like heaven, but drunker
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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