hell yes lets make some ravioli
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
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It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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