margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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