i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
It's just like the Real World with babies
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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