I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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