We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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