wat bout pragnant strippers??
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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