The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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