chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Vodka?
Forever.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
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You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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