it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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