I wanna passion pit in your ass
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
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He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
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Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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