i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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