yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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