She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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