Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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