The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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