It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Ladies don't puke and tell
i believe in u and ur pee
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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