It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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