Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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