i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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