but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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