well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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