It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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