The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I understand Curling. That high.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Randomize
