I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
We left an ass print on the piano.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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