don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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