just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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