awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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