you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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