Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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