new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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