Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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