But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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