Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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