I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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