I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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