Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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