I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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