U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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