Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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