Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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