Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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